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    August 02

    恶搞猪肉涨价了

    猪肉,一个百姓再熟悉不过的肉类,可如今猪肉涨价后,我们感觉到猪肉带给我们很多的疑问,这里我要说的不是原因,我要说的是身旁人对猪肉的经典语录。

    1.街上卖报纸的三姑说:要是我的报纸能像猪一样贵,我以后就把剩下的报纸留给孙子,告诉他,你奶奶也有钱过!

    2.临楼的薛姨妈说:猪肉太贵了,孙子就爱吃肉,可我也不能变成猪给他吃啊!

    3.幼儿园的老师告诉刘叔的孩子,猪都长翅膀飞走了,想吃红烧排骨,明年猪飞回来,幼儿园就有红烧排骨吃了!

    4.健身房李老板听到来退会员卡的会员说:老婆大人说了,猪都涨价了,你身上的肉也没见少,锻炼个屁!

    5.市场卖猪肉的胡屠户对以磨刀为生的徐老头说:磨个屁,老子以后不卖猪了,老子改行卖西瓜,你以后滚远点!

    6.市场卖菜的张阿姨对顾客说:多买点蘑菇吧,这东西吃起来不比猪肉差!

    7.出租车司机王师傅对老婆说:还买肉吃,老子挣的钱你以为是捡来的?把切肉的刀在锅里涮涮就行了,真是不会过日子的老娘们!

    8.楼下麻将社的杜六哥手里拿着二条说:看我这张没?没肉的猪骨头有人要没?牌刚打出去,就听对家的周老板说:正好,和了,骨头现在也抢手啊!哈哈!

    9.拉车的赵师傅对坐车的一个胖子说:快?怎么快?我都好多天没吃顿肉了,哪有力气快?凑合吧,要不坐出租车!

    10.医院的内科刘大夫对黄医生说:猪肉再涨价,来看血脂高的就没了,这以后又要少份奖金!  

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    玉梅 曹wrote:
    哈哈 
    Aug. 22

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